So, History Channel has this partially disgusting, mostly awesome, always exciting TV show that I can’t seem to turn off. There‘s something addicting about their muddy, cussing, punching, shotgun-shooting ways that I can‘t resist. It’s Swamp People of course! It’s a show about crazy men who catch wild alligators and then they wrestle and shoot them…and bring them back to their houses so their wives can cook them. Yeah, awesome, I know. So, in honor of my admiration, I decided today was the day to walk in the shoes of the swamp men! {Do swamp men wear shoes?}
We got up this morning and decided since it was a scorcher outside…we should hang out in the bleeding hot sunshine all afternoon. {That is the best thing to do you see, because sunburns hurt but they make you tan.} So, we hauled out the old drift boat and dragged it to the pond.
The watery joyride began as mostly just a cruise around the mossy edges of this natural beauty…
But it turned into a wild adventure, because…we found TURTLES!
…who have claws…that actually kind of hurt.
So, I admit that catching turtles is nothing like wrestling alligators. And the pond is nothing like a swamp. And eating chicken tenders for lunch is nothing like eating alligator stew…but it was a good time.
A day in the shoes of the swamp people…completed.
{Jordan was man enough to touch Bowzer with his bare hands}